Someone should alert Chris Hansen. I got a message on myspace from some dude in his 40s claiming that he "isn't a creep" and would just like "to get to know me."
Also, am I "down?"
Just an FYI, as of June of last year--I am seventeen years old. I was birthed in the year of the horse, in 1990. I have never claimed to be any older than 20. Ever.
I know. Writting style says otherwise and even my counselor said that I spoke eloquently, i.e. like i'm 30 or some shit.
Creepy older dudes have given me the one-over, a hoot and a holler, honk in the street and offered a ride more times than I can count. But it doesn't discount anything.
I am underage. I comply to the rules. Because I act like a nun. Sometimes.
Sigh. This is like 232534534th time run in with a weirdo. There's some psycho freshman writting his love for me around the campus.
Once on my locker in big sharpie chicken scratch and now homeboy Polo, says he caught him in the act, only now scrawling it 3 feet wide and 3 feet high outside the gym. An almost unavoidably hard place to miss.
Seriously. The last guy I heard did that kind of shit shot up VA Tech.
Shudder.
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Ahahahahah!! Well as an "older guy" I think he went about it all wrong... See I read more of your blog (Stalker Behaviour 101 - duh!) and then as step 2 I would just have offered the $640 for the shoes in exchance for kinky sex. I mean...it's right there in black and white...reading...an essential skill ! :)